June 2013
111 posts
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
hey cutie are you exercise because youre breathtaking
beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks
you remind me of my pinky toe because sooner or later I know I’ll bang you on a table
Good day
Reconciled with my ex-boyfriend.
Kissed a nice (new) boy.
Reached 300 followers.
“man lying in bed smiling”
that is not a smile
that is a cry for help
some one photoshop taylor swift behind him please
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
get out
oh my fucking god you guys
today in art 120, my intro to design class
our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us
and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing
and about a minute in I look around
and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively
and I’ve drawn
A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
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was watching original star trek and this
is when i lost my shit.
i literally replayed this part like 10 times until i found the gif for it
