Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
you remind me of my pinky toe because sooner or later I know I’ll bang you on a table
Reconciled with my ex-boyfriend.
Kissed a nice (new) boy.
Reached 300 followers.
oh my fucking god you guys
today in art 120, my intro to design class
our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us
and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing
and about a minute in I look around
and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively
and I’ve drawn
A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW